Thursday, 23 January 2014

WELCOME ABOARD

It is a great honour to welcome you recruits to my ship, i'm CAPTAIN SECAOUSE and today we begin a new journey till the end of time.

I have sailed through many servers and surfed the internet to bring to you the 'chest' of trends your eyes have been dying to see and fingers itching to comment and your comments desiring to be heard.

There's plenty of fish in the sea" and also “There are fish in the sea better than have ever been caught” an Irish saying but i tell you, they have seen nothing compared captain secaouse's archive. once again, you are all welcome.


On this ever cruising titanic there's a lot of refreshments located as you scroll down each page "i meant your eyes, WINDOWS to the soul", and also my precious co-workers my fingers, a blessing to me, THEY WORK HARD AND SAIL HARD and i believe you my recruits with whom i am well pleased will sail along with me on this voyage as we stand strong together an crush pirates and reach our goals.

'People often say that motivation doesn't last. well, neither does bathing-that's why we recommend it daily'; nobody on my ship stays down because I YOUR CAPTAIN SAYS SO and i will do my best to keep your eyes fed, though you might need to be worried about the bandwidth but hey, who cares you're not paying for the internet.

     Once again thank you for your co-operation and devotion to my words of honour. Greetings from my grandfather Jack Sparrow, he would have loved to welcome you with little rums.     


                                                                                                    C. Secaouse.

No comments :

Post a Comment